I Am
syj，90后，九年义务教育成功避开的"优质漏网之鱼"。
Post-90s, a "quality fish that slipped through the net" of nine-year compulsory education.
职业是广告人，副业是代码界的"Bug制造专家"与"死循环艺术家"。
By day an ad man, by night a "Bug Manufacturing Expert" and "Infinite Loop Artist" in the code world.
九年义务教育的"沧海遗珠"，广告行业的搬砖人，代码界的"泥石流"。
A "hidden gem" missed by compulsory education, a brick-mover in advertising, and a "mudslide" in the coding world.
我的编程哲学是："代码千万行，全靠复制粘贴第一行。"
My programming philosophy: "Thousands of lines of code all rely on copying and pasting the first line."
运用顶尖的"CV编程术"，在别人的代码上缝缝补补，并赋予它全新的Bug和死循环。
Using top-tier "CV Programming Technique" to patch others' code, endowing it with brand new bugs and infinite loops.
如果程序能跑，那就不要动它。一动，就是另一场灾难的开始。——这是我的座右铭。
If it works, don't touch it. One change is the start of another disaster. — That's my motto.